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As the clock ticks toward midnight on December 31st, mompreneurs everywhere are not just counting down the seconds; we’re counting the wins, the lessons, and maybe even the cups of coffee (or glasses of wine) that got us through the year. New Year’s is a time for fresh starts and bold goals—but let’s be honest, it’s also the perfect time to laugh at the chaos that comes with being a mom and a business owner.
So, to kick off the New Year with a smile, I’ve rounded up the best funny New Year sayings and quotes specifically for mompreneurs. These witty and relatable gems are perfect for your Instagram captions, vision boards, or even a much-needed chuckle during your planning session or New Year's resolutions. Let’s dive in!
“Tomorrow, is the first blank page of a 365-page book. Write a good one.” -Brad Paisley
Why Humor Matters for Mompreneurs
Before we jump into the quotes, let’s talk about why humor is essential for mompreneurs. Balancing a business and a family isn’t just a full-time job—it’s a lifestyle. Between client calls, school pick-ups, and endless snack requests, the ability to laugh at the craziness is what keeps us going.
Humor:
- Relieves Stress:
A good laugh can be as rejuvenating as a power nap (and let’s be real, now in our middle age, power naps are rare).
- Builds Connection:
Sharing funny, relatable moments on social media can help you connect with your audience in an authentic way, especially during the holiday season.
- Keeps You Grounded:
Humor reminds us not to take life (or ourselves and our bad habits) too seriously.
Now, let’s get to the good stuff—those hilarious New Year sayings and quotes.
Funny New Year's Quotes and Sayings for Mompreneurs
1. "New Year, Same Coffee Addiction."
Because let’s be honest, caffeine is the real MVP in both parenting and running a business. Don't forget to treat yourself to a fun reusable cup in celebration of your dark roasted vice for the upcoming year.
"Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man." -Benjamin Franklin
2. "My New Year’s resolution? To stop saying, ‘Let me check my calendar,’ when I know I’m already overbooked."
Time management is an art—or at least that’s what we tell ourselves. Proper behavior dictates that we be polite and give someone the hope that we are available for every and all meetings. We're not! Start a new beginning this year and give yourself permission to just say NO to things that are not your priority.
3. "Cheers to the New Year and to all the big goals I’ll totally crush after the kids go to bed…or maybe tomorrow."
Procrastination? We call it strategic planning. Give yourself a break on all that didn't happen this past year. You were busy! Make your own plan in the new year to prioritize you, your business, and your big goals.
4. "This year, I’m adding ‘Professional Plate Spinner’ to my LinkedIn profile."
Because if anyone can juggle, it’s a mompreneur. Laughter really is the best medicine. It's ok if our best skills involve taking care of our children, they deserve it! Just don't forget to highlight your skills outside of being a mom too.
5. "New Year’s Eve: The one night a year I stay up past 10 PM…barely."
The struggle is real, but at least we made it to midnight…kind of. We're exhausted! 9 pm is the new accepted time for bed, no matter what day of year it is.
6. "2025: The year I finally figure out how to stop my kids from interrupting Zoom calls."
A mompreneur’s ultimate dream. This might be the only resolution that is impossible! What is it about my zoom calls that makes all my family members need to ask me a question or flush the toilet in the next room?
7. "This year, I’m manifesting clients who respect deadlines and kids who eat vegetables."
Dream big, right? New Year's Day is the perfect time to start next year off on the right foot. Set SMART goals and boundaries. Give that one client a cushion deadline to set expectations and try just putting out cucumbers for the kids??
Hilarious New Year Quotes to Share on Social Media
Inspirational (But Make It Funny)
1. "New Year, New Me? More like New Year, Same Me, but with a better planner."
Nothing says new start like a cleansing ritual of self-assessment. But don't worry if the new you isn't all that different. Small changes add up to big impact over time.
2. "Starting 2025 with a to-do list that’s already longer than my kids’ holiday wish lists."
I love starting the next week off with a giant list of things to do. But let's be real, how much can we actually accomplish?
3. "This year, I’m committed to self-care, which means saying ‘no’ to anything that doesn’t spark joy or pay my bills."
Yessss!
4. "2025 goals: Work smarter, not harder. Translation: Outsource everything I possibly can."
There's a long line of coaches who have told me the same old story. You can't do it all by yourself!
“I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it.”
-Charlie Brown
Parenting Meets Business Humor
1. "My New Year’s resolution is to stop using Paw Patrol as a babysitter during client calls."
Although my kids may be past the Paw Patrol stage, I can't say I didn't use this from time to time.
2. "This year, I’m manifesting fewer tantrums—from both my kids and myself."
Every year I tell myself this, but old mistakes are hard to break. Why is being angrier so much easier than being happier sometimes?
3. "Who needs a gym membership when you’re already chasing toddlers and business goals?"
Taking care of kids (big and little) is the perfect way to get in your steps. I tell myself that cleaning my house will be my new gym too... it's going to be a wonderful year!
“A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water.” -Eleanor Roosevelt
Relatable Resolutions
1. "Eat better, exercise more, stress less? Nah. My New Year’s resolution is to find the perfect Instagram hashtag for mompreneurs."
It's way easier!
2. "In 2025, I’ll stop buying planners I never use…right after I buy this new one I saw on Etsy."
But they're so pretty! I love a good planner. They are always so motivating and each come with a new perspective for a new day.
3. "This year, I’m prioritizing work-life balance, which means balancing a laptop on one knee and a baby on the other."
I've decided that work-life is not so much an equally fair balance, but a wave of ups and downs and more or less... and I think that's ok.
“May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall!” -Aleister Crowley
How to Use These Quotes as a Mompreneur
These sayings and quotes aren’t just for laughs; they’re tools to:
1. Boost Your Social Media Engagement:
Funny, relatable content is highly shareable. Use these quotes as Instagram captions, Facebook posts, or TikTok voiceovers. Your audience would love to hear your new resolutions and share with you their own.
2. Connect with Your Audience:
Show your followers that you understand their struggles and joys. A little humor goes a long way in building trust and authenticity. Use this time of year to have a regular annual reflection period. Don't just lament last year's resolution that didn't happen. Share with your followers what new possibilities you are really hopeful for this year.
3. Lighten Your Own Mood:
Running a business is serious work, but that doesn’t mean you can’t have fun along the way. Use these funny quotes as daily reminders to keep things in perspective. Talk about your old habits that you want to change and show your progress, even if it's minimal or slow going.
Bonus Tips for Mompreneurs Entering the New Year and a New Chapter
1. Embrace Imperfection:
No plan is foolproof, and that’s okay. Laugh at the hiccups and keep moving forward. It's time for a fresh start, not a perfect end.
2. Set Realistic Goals:
Aim high but stay practical. Remember, you’re balancing multiple roles, and that’s no small feat. Good resolutions include intentions for the whole year and doable baby steps to get there. Set SMART goals to stay on track.
3. Celebrate Small Wins:
Every client you help, every post you publish, and every nap you squeeze in is worth celebrating. A better way to becoming a better person is small changes that add up over time. Deep breaths, you can do this!
4. Find Your Tribe:
Surround yourself with other mompreneurs who get it. Share your wins, your struggles, and yes, your funny New Year quotes! Take note of your best friends and the people you call your tribe. Are they adding to your life's journey and routing you on? Or are they causing more chaos, heartache and drama that make your New Year resolutions that much harder?
"Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down." -Oprah Winfrey
Wrapping Up
As mompreneurs, we wear so many hats that it’s easy to forget to pause and laugh at the journey. These funny New Year sayings and quotes are more than just words—they’re reminders that we’re not alone in the beautiful chaos of building businesses and raising families.
So, as you step into 2025, keep these quotes handy. Share them with your audience, print them for your vision board, or just read them whenever you need a pick-me-up. Here’s to a year filled with laughter, success, and maybe a little less coffee spilled on your laptop. Happy New Year, mompreneurs!
Written in collaboration with artificial intelligence (ChatGPT-3.5). Edited by a human.
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